Colin and Justin\'s Cabin Pressure - coming soon on Cottage Life TV

Can you fill in the missing words? Having just watched the first two edited ep's of 'Colin and Justin's Cabin Pressure' (catch our new show on Cottage Life TV in March) my fave line goes to Colin who, while donating a small pillow case to an animal sanctuary to be used as wildlife 'bedding' - says; 'This would make an ideal ? ? for a racoon'. Silly - and funny - in equal measure. Guesses about those blanked out words, please, in the comment box on Facebook? If anyone guesses correctly we'll let you know - otherwise you'll need to wait till broadcast to see the whole crazy story unfold...